“I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom.”- Roseanne Barr
“To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.”- Maya Angelou
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”- Erma Bo
“It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.”- The Golden Girls
“God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.”- Jewish Proverb
“The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant.- Jane Sellman
“That best academy, a mother's knee.”- James Russell Lowell
“With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood.”- Isadora Duncan
“The woman is weak, but the mother is strong.”- Korean proverb
“To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language.”- Arlene Benedict
“If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers.”- Edgar Watson How
“The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. ‘Yes’, she replied ‘but not the same ones.’”- David Finkelstein
“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.”- Lisa Alther
“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love.”- Mildred B. Vermont
“A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.”- Emily Dickinson
“She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.”- Margaret Culkin Banning
“A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.”- Sophia Loren
"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."- John Fiebig
"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."- Unknown
"Child rearing myth #1: Labour ends when the baby is born."- Unknown
"Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster, too."- Lionel Kaufman
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."- Phyllis Diller
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner."- Etienne Marchal
"Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."- Dennis Fakes
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."- Ed Asner
"Poverty is hereditary - you get it from your children."- Phyllis Diller
"Children are gleeful barbarians."- Joseph Morgenstern
"An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest."- Spanish proverb
"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother."- African proverb
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."- Phyllis Diller
“The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.”- Rajneesh
“Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.”- T. DeWitt Talmage
“A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is."- Keith L. Brooks
“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.”- Irish Proverb
“A mother understands what a child does not say.”- Proverb
“Making the decision to have a child - It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.”- Elizabeth Stone
“A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.”- James Agee
“A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.”- Cardinal Mermillod
“All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.”- Abraham Lincoln
“Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.” - Lin Yutang
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