Super Mom

I found a funny toy online.  Here it is:

Super Mom Action Figure

Up at the crack of dawn and working long into the night, this heroine magically creates extra hours each day juggling kids, schedules, chores and career. Navigating jungles of toys and mountains of kiddie stuff she prepares tasty-yet-healthy snacks, tames dust bunnies and banishes stubborn stains. With an invisible third arm and a never ending pursuit of work / life balance she can help with a school project and answer an all-important business call while wrist deep in dirty diapers. Part teacher, part doctor, part chauffeur, part boss… she's all SuperMom.

CODE NAME:

SuperMom

 

 

AKA:

Soccer Mom, Chief Everything Officer, 'The Boss', Working Mom

 

 

SUPER POWERS:

 

mother's love; mega-multitasking; "the look"; cure-all kisses; temper tantrum tactics; mind reading; cheerleading

 

 

VULNERABILITIES:

sleep deprivation; child's cries;work/life balance; cute kiddie clothes; mothering co-workers; parental pampering

 

 

CATCHPHRASES:

"Go to your room and think about what you did.""A mother's work is never done." "Can't talk now, gotta go get the kids!""Because I said so, that's why."

 

WEAPONRY:
SuperMom is equipped with 8 accessories of mommy might:

 

 

CALM & FRAZZLED HEADS
Switch between mommy alter egos: calm / relaxed and frazzled / crazy

 

BABY (little angel or mini monster)
Grows bigger with food and milk, gives off gas. Comes with an anti-boo-boo bonnet

 

MOMMY BAG
Magical handbag holds work homework & diversions to calm mischievous mini people

 

CELL PHONE
Lifeline between school / daycare, home and the office. Also handy for gabbing and gossiping

 

SUPER LONG TO-DO LIST
Mother of All Lists, brings relative order to chaos

 

GROCERIES (aka Pre-Cuisine)
Nutritious items used in tasty meals that mysteriously appear on the table each evening

 

WORK & CASUAL SHOES
Puts foot down with authority, with work heels or comfortable mothering shoes

 

Cheers to all the moms out there who work so hard everyday (especially to my mom - love you).